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queerbookdragon:

llesbianfarmer:

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”

Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”

Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”

Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:

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LGBT visibility is so important for this reason and more.

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thebaconsandwichofregret:
“Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.
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thebaconsandwichofregret:

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

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mistergandalf:

mistergandalf:

I love that I have this little creature in my house and all she does is walk around looking for a new place to take a nap and stare out the window and throw up on my floor and I’m like I would Die for this creature. she is perfect. and I tell her I love her and in return she has no thoughts whatsoever

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I love her so much look at her she’s so cute okay

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thank you everyone for loving my beautiful baby girl I told her she was famous on the internet and she just stared at me as her single brain cell bounced around her peanut brain

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wheeloffortune-design:

wheeloffortune-design:

“you’re not man enough, not feminine enough”

so gender is something we can fail?

that means gender is not genetic and absolute and unchangeable

but something we can build and perform, and fail at (the standards they set) but also redefine?

if i can fail at being a woman, does that mean i’m not a woman? so does that make me another gender?

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i agonized for 15 minutes about the wording of my post and you manage to simplify it with a perfect mean girls reference

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esera:

you’re so chronically offline.. go inside and touch some keyboard damn

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Anonymous asked:

you are grounded, for til cock

death-420:


FOR TIL COCK????????

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If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

I’m not saying Magneto was right. I’m just not entirely sure he was wrong.

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